Features the same artwork on the front and rear surface of this mug consisting of the following text:"COFFEE = SUCCESSCoffee is hot. Hot is good.Morning is slow. Slow is bad.Boss wants work. Work is hard.Coffee has caffeine. Caffeine makes you hyper.Hyper is busy. Busy is success.Therefore, COFFEE IS success."Under this is an illustration of a man holding a steaming cup of coffee and giving a thumbs up with "Dale" printed under him and to the right.